i Amn just……….. a litle smol gay creacher. Thatse It . I Canot change this

franbamm:

ladyyatexel:

shitpostgenerator:

friendly reminder that you need to purposely sexualize your digusting problematic fave

I legit did not realize this was from shit post generator for a good 45 seconds.

no they’re right

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

reminder for the twitter, reddit and tiktok migrants: please do not censor words here. if you censor them, people’s blacklists and mute functions wont work, especially for important content warnings (this goes for twitter as well altho that function is breaking over there). spell out the whole word in the post and the tags. do not use euphemism words like unalive. the algorithm here does not work that way (there is an algorithm. not everyone uses it, everyone uses the following tab).

the only time you should censor words is when you do NOT want them to show up in the tag, like if you’re saying something unkind about a ship you should not tag it or mention directly the ship name do it does not clog the tag, or if you’re mentioning a person or community who should not get attention or clout, or whose attention you do not want to attract, then censor it (the way one might on twitter to avoid term searching)

theunvanquishedzims:

beemovieerotica:

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it’s like, “oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism” and that was very very brave of them

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he’s still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

pomrania:

pomrania:

“This reads like fanfiction (it feels like it was written by a preteen, and most of such things posted publicly are fanfic)”
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“This reads like fanfiction (it has a focus on character and relationships, like the style of a lot of modern fanfic)”
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“This reads like fanfiction (it keeps referencing people and events with the assumption that the audience is already familiar with them, like how fanfic doesn’t need to rehash the source material)”

Some further suggestions from the notes:

“This reads like fanfiction (it’s a love story for the ages as long as you can overlook that the author keeps misspelling ‘you're’)”
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“This reads like fanfiction (you can tell the author was having a blast writing this and now so do you reading it)”
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“This reads like fanfiction (the author is clearly info-dumping about a very niche hobby of theirs that they’re passionate about)”
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“This reads like fanfiction (the characters keep getting put in increasingly weirder situations which you’d normally only find in fanfic)”
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“This reads like fanfiction (the author felt the need to rehash the characters from when they were first introduced instead of after several years’ worth of character growth)”
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“This reads like fanfiction (it feels like it had no editor)”

iskarieot:

TIMTOM GIVING PAULIE JUST THAT RIGHT AMOUNT OF CUNT AND SUPERIORITY BUT ALSO THAT CRUSHING SENSE OF ISOLATION AND PURPOSE THE SHEER HELPLESSNESS BUT AT THE SAME TIME THE CONSCIOUS EFFORT TO FACILITATE AND BRING IT INTO BEING!!! FATE MADE MANIFEST U SEE THEREFORE IT IS OR DO U SEE BECAUSE IT ALREADY IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE!!!! DOES FATE MAKE U OR DO U MAKE IT. DOES IT EVEN MATTER WHEN THE END RESULT IS SO MUCH DEATH. U NEVER EVER HAD A CHANCE U DID THIS TO URSELF!!!!!! PAUL ATREIDES CHARACTER OF ALL TIME

coffeeseed:

God, I can’t tell you how much the “there’s not enough enrichment in my enclosure” joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can’t comprehend, pretending that I’m a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like “Your head gets screwey when you’re apartment is messy” just doesn’t carry as much resonance as “The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered” because then I’ll be like, no shit? The tiger? I’ve gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

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